Slogans that didn't quite make it. . .

If we can't the best -- we'll settle for second best! For those nights your mind won't be still -- one application of the new and improved Clubbstik and you'll be out for the count in no time flat! Romantic moments like these call for Fart-Not -- a man's best friend. When in doubt -- second guess yourself. Crotchitee -- the underwear your mother wants you to wear. If all else fails -- give up! [Yeah, maybe I DO have too much time on my hands. ; - ) ]