Wednesday, January 7, 2009

A Woman

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.
If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby.
If you give her a house, she'll give you a home.
If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal.
If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart.
She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit."
I received this from an old pal today. On this gloomy, rainy day, it was just what I needed. Hope it tickles your funny bone, too. ;-)

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