Monday, November 10, 2008
Monday Morning Blues
You know you're over the hill when you . . .
. . . have to change your hair color on your driver's permit;
. . . start looking for foods with high fiber content;
. . . notice weird hairs growing out of your chin;
. . . keep the thermostat set at 80 year-round;
. . . no longer care about being called Ma'am;
. . . appreciate and seek-out "senior discounts";
. . . shudder at the sight of the first snowflake;
. . . select shoes for their comfort rather than style;
. . . are offered a seat on Metro by a middle-aged woman;
. . . cherish your thermal underwear over Victoria's scanties.
Note: I am not yet over the hill, but some of these ring true already! ;o/
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