Wednesday, August 15, 2007

I'm Hooked!

A stitch in time saves -- absolutely nothing if you don't know how to sew. When in doubt -- don't admit it. Give a man a fish -- and he'll say "what the heck am I supposed to do with this?" Early to bed and early to rise -- makes life really boring. If you give an inch -- they'll take away your ruler before you can give away any more. It's like the blind leading a bunch of three-year-olds. Pennies wise, pounds mentally challenged. It you want to make a cake, you've got to break some boxes open. A fish out of water is like a woman without make-up. A fish out of water is like a man without a beer in one hand, scratching his butt with the other. Beauty is only skin deep -- it starts getting really yucky if you go any deeper. It's as easy as pie -- from the grocery freezer case.

1 comment:

Nan said...

Groan and LOL all at the same time. :-D