Tuesday, August 14, 2007

I need help -- I can't stop!

A bird in hand is better than a handful of manure. If, at first, you don't succeed -- move back home. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and your mascara runs. He who forgives and forgets -- keeps getting beaten up. The err is human, to forgive is really, really hard. He who laughs last, doesn't get the joke. It is better to give than to be shot for a few bucks. If, at first, you don't succeed -- fuhgedaboudit! I can't stop coming up with these things! Do you think I need help?!

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